Hindi Chutkale

Funny Hindi Chutkule on Beautiful Girlfriend

 

Ek officer ne jab apni girlfriend ko kamre mein aate dekha,
to bahut hi sakhat lehaje mein apni,
.
khubsurat steno se bola – “agar office mein chair table ki kami h to,
iska matlab ye nahi h ki tum meri goad mein chadkar baith jao”

 

Hindi Naughty Chutkule on Non Veg

 

Ek grahak apni plate mein jhankta hua,
bola- yeh kya h?
mujhe to tari hi tari dikhayi de rahi h,
isme to meet bilkul bhi nahi dikhayi de raha.
waiter: hoga shahb dekho to.
.
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Grahak: kya khak hoga,

ise to tum mangalwar ko kisi pandit ji ko bhi khilao
to unka bhi dharmbrasht nahi hoga.

 

Full Laughter Chutkule on Fauji

 

Ek Fauji jab ladai mein apne karname ki,
deeng haak chukka to uska dost bola.
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ek baat samjh mein nahi aayi.
Ki tumhare hote hue puri bataliyan
ko ladai mein jane ki kya jarurat thi.

 

Chatpate Hindi Chutkule for Wife and Husband

 

Ek Christian mahila charch gayi,
jaha ki usne cross par latke isha mashi ki,
charan raj lekar apne mathe par lagayi.
.
padri : aap apne pati ko bhi ye saman deti ho,
.
Mahila boli- Nahi !  lekin de sakti hu.

Agar wo bhi yu hi cross par latka hua ho to.

 

Hindi Chutkule on Santa Banta with Image

Hindi Chutkule on Santa Banta with Image

Science ke professor ne tray mein rakhe,

maindak ki aur ishara karte hue pucha :-
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santa batao ye nar h ya mada ?
.
Santa maindak ka mooh kholne laga.
.
professor ne kaha- iske mooh mein kya dekhna chahate h aap??
.
.
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banta ne piche se kaha sir ye lipistic dekh raha h.

 

Pati or Patni ke Chutkule in Hindi

 

Patni :- kal main ghulaab ke fool ke print ki saree pehan kar

ram  ki shadi mein gayi thi !

sabhi  taarif kar rahe the ! aapne taarif mein ek shabad  bhi nahi kaha ?

pati :-  shayad wo log bhul  gaye ke ghulaab

ke fool ke niche  kaante rehte hain !

 

Pati Patni ke Majedar Chutkule

 

Pati “tumhaare  is ghatiya  pehnaawe ko  dekh kar to lagta hai

tumhe   bharat  mein nahi  america mein paida hona chahiye tha !

patni “bhagwaan  ne to mujhe upar  se america me hi fenka tha,

agar dharti ghum na rahi hoti ! main aaj bharat

mein nahi america mein hoti !

 

Naye Pati Patni ke Chutkule Hindi Me

 

Pati :- biwi se “kabhi tumne ye note kia  hai,

ki  jab bhi  main kisi  mehfil mein jaata   hu

to  ladkiyaan mujhe  dekhkar muskuraane lag jaati hain  !
patni :- “ji haan , jab mene tumhe  pehli baar dekha tha

to meri hassi chut gayi thi !