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Santo Banto Non Veg Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp

Santo Banto Non Veg Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp

संतो और बंतो बाजार में सब्ज़ी खरीद रही थी।
संतो : यह आलू मुझे संता की गोटियों जैसे लगते हैं।
बंतो : क्या वो इतनी बड़ी हैं?
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संतो : नहीं इतनी गंदी।

 

Funny Jokes by Teacher and Students

 

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
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Pappu: MS Excel,
Fauji : MS Word,
Tom : MS Powerpoint,
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Pappu : After thinking ……
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MS Dhoni.

 

Very Funny Jokes Between Wife and Husband

Very Funny Jokes Between Wife and Husband on Sandal

Biwi Market se Aayi.
Pati: “Mera Andaza yeh keh raha H
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki Cheez H,
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Patni: “Are wah mere Pati ji Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi
Andaza Lagaya,
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Is Me Mere Sandal Hai.

 

Very Funniest Jokes on Doctors and Patient

Very Funniest Jokes on Doctors and Patient - Funny Jokes

Ek admi Doctor se :- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho.
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Doctor :- main likhta hun.
“Maine Loot Liya Hai, Ab Tu Bhi Loot Le.

 

Funny Santa Jokes for Whatsapp

 

Doctor : Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Santa Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuch Soch Kr Bola.
Santa : Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Majaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi
Gayi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..?

 

Funny Jokes About Old Man and Old Lady

 

1 budha or 1 budhiya  hotel mein gaye,
Hotel me ja kar waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangwaya.
Pehle budhe ne khaya.
Budhiya ne bill chukaya.
Phir budhiya ne khaya.
Budhe ne bill chukaya.
Ye dekh waiter ka sar chakraya
Wo unke paas aaya aur bola,
Jab tum dono me itna pyaar hai?
to khana 1 saath Q nahi khaya?
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Is par budhe ne farmaya.
“JAANI” Tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamre pass daanto ka set sirf ek
hai.

 

Funny Jokes on Beautiful Girl

Funny Jokes on Beautiful Girl

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke sath
dekhta hu to
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Dil pe hath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
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Jarur Ye bhai Behan honge.

 

Funny Conversations Between Son and Dad

Funny Conversations Between Son and Dad - Funny Jokes

Papa : Nalayak, Tumne Apni Mummy Se,
Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki   ?? ,
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Beta : Mujhe Pata Hai Dad Aapko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai Kyun Ke,
Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte.