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Romantic and Birthday Messages Wish for Boyfriend

Romantic and Birthday Messages Wish for Boyfriend

Sweet is ur memory, good is ur name,
in are heart u both will always remain
a very happy birthday to u. hope your birthday is a golden gift,
wrapped in joy and ribboned in love,
a gift that holds precious memories and dearest dreams.
May every moment of ur life come with lots of fun and happiness.

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I Think God Truly Lves Mee,
Know Why??? Becuse He Gave Mee A Spcial Prson,
A Prson That Changed My Whole Lyfe,
And That Iss You My Dearest Best Friend.
Have A Blessing Birthday…

===== Birthday Messages and Birthday Wishes

I Wish Nthing But All The Bst For U,
I Hope Yur Prosperous Lyfe Last Longer
Or Maybe Last Forever Thnk You,
And Very Hppy Birthday To You…

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Love Is When U Think About Someone,
Else More Thn U Think About Yourself,
Today I Almost Did That,
Happy Birthday Dearest Dear May,
Happiness Be Yours Today And Always.

===== Happy Birthday Wishes With Blessings 

Here Is Wishing A Day Filled
With Many Pleasant Surprises
And Tons Of Gifts. A Very
Happy Brthday To 1 Of The
Sweetest Persons I Have Known.

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For Your Brthday, I Wnt To Wish
U A Happy Happy Bday & Also Want
U To Know That You Are Loved
By All Of Ur Friends, Always Take
Care God Bless You & Ur Family.

===== Best Birthday Messages Greetings

You Are Celebrating Your Birthday
But The Rest Of Us Are Celebrating
The Annversary Of You Arriving
In The World And Making It A Better,
Happier Place For Us. Happy Birthday.

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I Bought A Present For You Today,
And A Gift Card, So Hear Wht
It Does Say, Lots Of Frnds,
Hlth, Happinss, And Mney,
Happy Birthday, I Love You.

===== Birthday Cards & Messages

The Bst Birthday Wish That You
Can Get For The Day Is That May
U Live Each Moment Of Your
Life To The Very Fullest, Without
Any Regrets. Happy Birthday…

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The Bond That We Share Means
Everything To Mee. I Would Be A
Lost Soul If It Weren’t For All
The Love You Have Showered Upon
Me All My Life. Happy Birthday….

 

Funny Jokes and Messages to Send to Your Boyfriend

Funny Jokes and Messages to Send to Your Boyfriend for Tease

Attention: there is a horse race,
but the club horses are on strike,
club has decided to use donkey instead,
so stop reading this sms and,
report on your duty immediately.

 

Funny Jokes Conversation Between Teacher and Student

Very Funny Jokes Conversation Between Teacher and Student

Teacher: correct the sentence
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : how?

Student: Lady’s  first.

 

Funny Text Message Jokes About Friends

Funny Text Message Jokes About Friends- Funny Jokes

Chimpas escaped from the zoo I was caught watching TV,
.
Another playing football and the third one was caught reading the sms.

 

Funny Jokes on Marriage Certificate Expiry Date

Funny-Jokes-on-Marriage-Certificate-Expiry-Date-Funny-SmS

Wife – honey why u have been reading our,

marriage certificate for an hour?
.
Husband – I was looking for its expiry date.

 

Funny Jokes on Sex in English About Love

Funny Jokes on Sex in English About Love - Funny SmS Jokes

The job application form had a column asking – sex,0
.
The applicant wrote- twice or sometime thrice a night.

 

Birthday Celebration Text Message for Her

Birthday Celebration Text Message for Her

I love  u and wish u a very happy birthday. love is just like life.
It is not easy and not always brings happiness.
But when we don’t stop living, why should we stop loving?
Wish you a very happy birthday. may god fill ur life with joy,
commitment and prosperity today, tomorrow and always.
May all your dreams come true.

 

Funniest Jokes Conversations Between Father and Son

     New Funniest Jokes Conversations Between Father and Son

      Father: “son if u get good markes,
I will give u a new cycle.”
son: If I got less marks then what will u give me?
Father: ”A cycle rikshaw”.